wot

People I follow

I am invested in too many fandoms, someone send help please

taleasoldastimelords:

murdercityboulevard:

heyfunniest:

Visual Representation of $1 Trillion.

shit

Hello yes we are 17 of that in debt god bless America

(via kanisxlupus)

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

(via fake-mermaid)

punkasfrick:

"do you have a girlfriend?"

"no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it"

(via goddamn-it-eren)

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

image

thanks

(via pizza)

Are You Socially Awkward?

qyfgf:

downfallofparis-108:

kickssplitsandflips:

blasphemy-rose:

notalpacalypse:

capnallicat:

caffeinestuck:

w1tchofdoom:

21.0, socially inept..

16.0, socially inept… lovely.

18.0 Socially inept /).(\

20. like I always tell my sister, I am a antisocial cockroach.

10.0 this boosted my self-esteem, “social butterfly”

12 “slightly awkward”. It’s because I hate talking on the phone.

9.0 social butterfly

20.0 socially inept

21.0 Socially inept

(via spoken-not-written)

pink-guavs:

I see u around school sometimes. I SEE U AROUND SCHOOL SOMETIMES

pink-guavs:

I see u around school sometimes. I SEE U AROUND SCHOOL SOMETIMES

(via hi)

Beauty of the Universe II - Colors

(via artisticalassassin)

(via ms-janedoe)

  • Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
  • Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*

physicianwhy:

mernfern:

phantomofthebookstore:

nepetasfatcock:

polarisopposites:

this is one of my favorite posts

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH GOD i SNORTED FCUK OH GOD

"I’m ready sweetcheeks"

this is exactly how people should respond to this

that eyeliner must have been hell to take off

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms:

avatar-style:

john-barowman:

who-lock-loki-lover:

bellamysbutt:

jadefyre:

Bilbo wakes up suddenly to DON’T STOP BELIEVING

It was an unexpected Journey

GET OUT.

I just choked on my second breakfast

second breakfast?

I don’t think he knows about second breakfast…

What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he?

*throws apple at your face*

(via feltontom)

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

(via kfc-official)

vampirevvekend:

my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it

(via pizza)